Serenity Is Suspicious Mug

Serenity is cute. Suspicion is safer. This white mug wraps your caffeine in feral recovery energy, starring our meditating trash panda who looks calm but is absolutely clocking everyone’s vibes. Perfect for mornings when your Higher Power is still loading and the only mantra you trust is “sip first, feelings later.”

Fill it with coffee, tea, or the salty tears of your old hangovers. Stare into the raccoon’s judgy little zen face and remember: you can be peaceful and petty at the same time. That’s called balance.

Why you need it

Loud-and-proud sober snark for meetings, office chaos, and kitchen sink confessions

Black-ink art on a white mug, clean and punchy for maximum side-eye

Great gift for sponsees, relapse-dodgers, and anyone who meditates with one eye open

Add to cart, hydrate your sarcasm, and let the world know serenity is nice… but we’re still watching.

• Ceramic
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe