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You got sober, not sanctified. This tee celebrates the messy miracle of surviving your own chaos and still being kinda feral about it. The “Sober But Still Trash” shirt is your wearable confession; proof that you can be clean, recovering, and still ready to fight a seagull for a french fry if it looks at you wrong.
This is a PREORDER ITEM. Each shirt is made to order, because we refuse to mass-produce your personality. Shipping begins 2–3 weeks after payment. Yeah, it’s worth the wait. Good things take time; bad ideas take seconds.
The heavyweight cotton build gives you that soft-armor feel: tough, breathable, and made for both relapse dreams and redemption arcs. Garment-dyed for a perfectly imperfect, been-through-some-stuff vibe.
Details (for the sober nerds who read specs):
• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, durable, judgment-free
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed to look like you’ve seen things
• Relaxed fit for maximum emotional flexibility
• Double-needle stitched collar, sleeves & hem — built to last longer than your last situationship
• Blank base from Honduras; chaos handcrafted by CLEANsed by CHAOS™
Preorder now — ships 2–3 weeks after payment.
Sobriety’s cool, but staying trash? That’s art.
Sober But Still Trash Tee CLEANsed by CHAOS™ Presale Drop
$34.00
This is a PREORDER ITEM. Each shirt is made to order, because we refuse to mass-produce your personality. Shipping begins 2–3 weeks after payment. Yeah, it’s worth the wait. Good things take time; bad ideas take seconds.
The heavyweight cotton build gives you that soft-armor feel: tough, breathable, and made for both relapse dreams and redemption arcs. Garment-dyed for a perfectly imperfect, been-through-some-stuff vibe.
Details (for the sober nerds who read specs):
• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, durable, judgment-free
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed to look like you’ve seen things
• Relaxed fit for maximum emotional flexibility
• Double-needle stitched collar, sleeves & hem — built to last longer than your last situationship
• Blank base from Honduras; chaos handcrafted by CLEANsed by CHAOS™
Preorder now — ships 2–3 weeks after payment.
Sobriety’s cool, but staying trash? That’s art.