Sober But Still Trash Tote

For the chaos gremlin who ditched the bottle but kept the personality. This brown-gold trash panda glares at your impulsive decisions while hauling your coffee, step work, snacks, petty resentments, and the dignity you keep misplacing. It’s recovery gear with feral energy, clean life, and a messy vibe.

Why you’ll love it (and scare people a little):

• Loud sober flex: “Sober But Still Trash” in glorious brownish gold—subtle like a fire alarm.

• Hauls everything: groceries, emotional support snacks, court-approved paperwork, and 47 pens you “borrowed.”

• Conversation starter or ender depends on who reads it first.

• Perfect gift for the friend who’s thriving and still delightfully unhinged.

• Looks killer, pairs well with coffee, eye rolls, and tiny wins.

Disclaimer: Will not carry your excuses. Might carry your Higher Power’s sense of humor.