Meet your new shirt for living life one chaotic sober day at a time. This shirt features our CLEANsed by CHAOS™ raccoon mascot—bedhead, unhinged, and probably judging you harder than your sponsor ever will. It’s not just a shirt; it’s an emotional support garment for anyone who’s had to rebuild their life with coffee, memes, and questionable coping skills.
Wear it to meetings, therapy, or while explaining to your family that “no, Karen, mocktails do not count as relapse.”
